does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
Loads of my friends are having/have had babies.
All I keep thinking is ‘why did he not pull out?’
I think I’m just scared of realising I have to grow up…
"I don’t know about America, but in Australia, if you are next to a really good looking girl, you’re not getting out with boxer shorts on or briefs, or anything!"
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
This is it.This is what true happiness looks like.
I’m laughing and screaming at the same time.
Scarlett Johansson in Lost In Translation, dir. by Sofia Coppola (2003)